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Catch Me If You Khan
A Sarah Khan Story
Once upon a time, there lived a khantemporary loser named Sarah. khantrary to popular belief, this weirdo was a khantradicting combination of incredibly intelligent and stupid beyond the point of comprehension. You may not be khanfident in the accuracy of these statements, but I assure you that no one is more qualified to make these judgments than I for, while it is somewhat of a khantraversial topic, I must khanfess that this khanfetti brained Dodo is my khanrad. This khanquistador represents the face of khanversational racism. You might now feel khancerned about the khandition of my sanity, but before you khandem me for my choice of friends you must consider the pros and khans. This dweeb khantains a khansiderable number of both. When khansidering the downside of our friendship I send my khandolences to her family. There is no khancealing the fact that she khannot retain a (relatively speaking) sane khanscience without khantinuous internet khanection. You may be able to see this now that recent events have caused her phone to be khanfiscated by her parental units. The past few khansecutive days Sarah has become an ikhanic khantainer of unkhanstitutional khanstillations. All these stars in her head have khanvinced her to join the Asian Supremacy movement. It seems that every sekhand her unhealthy obsession with the movements “Divide and khanquer” policy strengthens, as such, we have come to the khancurrency that her devotion to Asian Supremacy has become unkhanditional. Those of us who have had the misfortune of witnessing her complete khantempt for the world have often khantemplated what could have possibly khantaminated her mind with such khantent, but we have yet to come to a reasonable khanclussion on the matter. I fear that the parasite that khanstricts her mind could be khantagious. Sarah seems unmoved by our finding and, out of pure khanciet, she continues to infect others with involuntary physical khantact. I have no idea as to how I am even going to begin to solve this khanflict, and that is why I write to you today. I suspect that I will not make it through this outbreak so I am warning you now before it’s too late. If you notice symptoms in a friend RUN! For god’s sake just run! If I could write it in khancrete I would. Trust me when I say you khan’t save them. Please, no matter how crazy and khanfusing this sounds, heed my warning or you’ll suffer the khansequences.
Catch Me If You Khan
A Sarah Khan Story
Once upon a time, there lived a khantemporary loser named Sarah. khantrary to popular belief, this weirdo was a khantradicting combination of incredibly intelligent and stupid beyond the point of comprehension. You may not be khanfident in the accuracy of these statements, but I assure you that no one is more qualified to make these judgments than I for, while it is somewhat of a khantraversial topic, I must khanfess that this khanfetti brained Dodo is my khanrad. This khanquistador represents the face of khanversational racism. You might now feel khancerned about the khandition of my sanity, but before you khandem me for my choice of friends you must consider the pros and khans. This dweeb khantains a khansiderable number of both. When khansidering the downside of our friendship I send my khandolences to her family. There is no khancealing the fact that she khannot retain a (relatively speaking) sane khanscience without khantinuous internet khanection. You may be able to see this now that recent events have caused her phone to be khanfiscated by her parental units. The past few khansecutive days Sarah has become an ikhanic khantainer of unkhanstitutional khanstillations. All these stars in her head have khanvinced her to join the Asian Supremacy movement. It seems that every sekhand her unhealthy obsession with the movements “Divide and khanquer” policy strengthens, as such, we have come to the khancurrency that her devotion to Asian Supremacy has become unkhanditional. Those of us who have had the misfortune of witnessing her complete khantempt for the world have often khantemplated what could have possibly khantaminated her mind with such khantent, but we have yet to come to a reasonable khanclussion on the matter. I fear that the parasite that khanstricts her mind could be khantagious. Sarah seems unmoved by our finding and, out of pure khanciet, she continues to infect others with involuntary physical khantact. I have no idea as to how I am even going to begin to solve this khanflict, and that is why I write to you today. I suspect that I will not make it through this outbreak so I am warning you now before it’s too late. If you notice symptoms in a friend RUN! For god’s sake just run! If I could write it in khancrete I would. Trust me when I say you khan’t save them. Please, no matter how crazy and khanfusing this sounds, heed my warning or you’ll suffer the khansequences.