We all say ridiculous things from time to time, some more than most, but we hardly ever record them. After a very interesting lunch conversation a group of us decided that this was going to change which led to the creation of Sarah-isms and has since branched out to include quotes from most of the people in our little posse. These are those quotes.
-GM |
"Every time I eat healthy crackers I feel like I can do karate with my tongue"
-SK "I want to ride a pink lion across the ocean!!" *pouty face*
-AD "Apparently people aren't okay with firefighters getting groceries"
-SK "It's really hard to walk up stairs when you're wearing a calculator"
-AD "Food is essential for peaceful astronauts." -SK
"I like the book! *cue Laura stare* Not THOSE parts. *cue Laura stare* Ok, so it was boring in the beginning but it got more exciting! *cue Laura stare* Ok, so the book was awful..."
-SK "Because that's what we do in our free time, we claim swimming ducks." -SK
"Aria, please don't bite my pen."
"I hit a wall. Metaphorically. And physically." -JM
"Please don't die. That isn't healthy." -SK
English teacher; "Listen up gang"
Sarah: "I'm part of a gang? Finally!!" English teacher: Bursts out laughing "I kinda thought there that you were some magic history fair bibliography ninja and had memorized how to write an annotated bibliography."-LF
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"So if I'm the cause of everything, does that mean rainbows exist because of me???" -SK
"No sweety, rainbows exist because the world tried to create something more beautiful than me. It failed."-GM "Actually it was because God decided to kill all humans but then felt kinda bad about it so he made something pretty and was like 'Look, colors!'"-AD "Sarah licks my face a lot and I don't appreciate it."
-AD "I feel like a pigeon bird man!"
-SK "YOU go eat your cottage cheese like a good kid!"
-SK "We need to set out more rat traps because something has been coming and eating all the poison and they keep coming back for more and not dying. And its kind of concerning..."
-SK "YOU are the kind of person we don't take to glove world with us"
-SK & AD "It turns out it wasn't dear old Sally haunting you, it was your cat." -JC
"I have no idea what the adrenal cortex is, but I'm going to write about it." -AD
"I just washed my homecoming dress in a Dollar General sink." -SH
"Running late. I cant find my ear."-SH
"You never truly bond with your friends until you all sweat around a campfire in your costumes."-JM
"Don't touch my marshmallow stick."
"This isn't anime, Laura. Wake up and smell the taxes."-CS
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"My nose feels minty"
-SK "It's an adaptation. I learned to keep myself with my stuff and that's how I became a T-Rex."
-SK "BREATHE WITH YOUR HANDS"
-SK & AD "The magical pancake fairy blessed me with beautiful pancakes!"
-SK "You want me to bring out the textured ice pack!? I don't THINK so."
-SK "Gracey doesn't want it, I don't want it, Sarah likes food."
-LF "Laura, stop trying to eat my metaphorical taco." -JM
"Yes, you are positive. And I'm negative. And opposites attract." *wiggles eyebrows* -AD
*Aria stands up and pulls up pants* "Gasp! I did not need that view!" -SK
"Don't touch the duck!" -SK
*Sarah describing her dream*
"So Dwayne, what do they call him? The Rock? Was at our middle school and he was running a kids military camp and I got exiled..." -SK "It tastes like an evergreen forest in my mouth."-AA
"Those note ninjas, man."-Briscoe 2015
"Arent we all just note ninjas?" *Says in high pitched voice* "MINI NINJAS" |