What's your humor like?
☻Every time is a time for puns. If you don't like puns you should be PUNished
☻A lot of jokes I make tend to revolve around me being fabulous but I'm not actually that narcissistic
☻Sarcasm is my expertise
Social life and family
☻I'm an only child. No I'm not a spoiled brat.
☻My friends are my family.
☻I live out in the middle of no where and my dad works... A lot. So I can't get out as much as I'd like to, but that's okay because that just means I don't have to wear pants.
Hobbies and Stuff
☻Adrenaline junkie for life
☻Drawing
☻Music (Guitar, Clarinet, and some piano)
☻Soccer
☻Swim team
☻Netflix
Personality
☻Shy. So shy that when I get up to speak in front of a group of people I actually shake, even after 2 years of theater. I'm not shy around people that I know well and am really soft spoken when speaking to strangers
☻Anti-drama llama
☻Humorous. I like to joke around... a lot... sometimes too much or in moments when joking isn't appropriate
☻Blunt. I say it how it is and don't sugar coat things in the slightest. Sometimes I can sound a bit like a rude bum kernel, but I don't mean for it to come out that way... Most of the time
☻I'm not a nice person. I'm sorry but I'm not.
☻STUBBORN
☻Creative
☻Flirty
☻ADD & OCD... not a good combo. The ADD is bad enough on its own. Like if I don't take my Adderall then may God help you because you're going to need it.
☻Judgemental of strangers. I hate to say it but it's true
☻Every time is a time for puns. If you don't like puns you should be PUNished
☻A lot of jokes I make tend to revolve around me being fabulous but I'm not actually that narcissistic
☻Sarcasm is my expertise
Social life and family
☻I'm an only child. No I'm not a spoiled brat.
☻My friends are my family.
☻I live out in the middle of no where and my dad works... A lot. So I can't get out as much as I'd like to, but that's okay because that just means I don't have to wear pants.
Hobbies and Stuff
☻Adrenaline junkie for life
☻Drawing
☻Music (Guitar, Clarinet, and some piano)
☻Soccer
☻Swim team
☻Netflix
Personality
☻Shy. So shy that when I get up to speak in front of a group of people I actually shake, even after 2 years of theater. I'm not shy around people that I know well and am really soft spoken when speaking to strangers
☻Anti-drama llama
☻Humorous. I like to joke around... a lot... sometimes too much or in moments when joking isn't appropriate
☻Blunt. I say it how it is and don't sugar coat things in the slightest. Sometimes I can sound a bit like a rude bum kernel, but I don't mean for it to come out that way... Most of the time
☻I'm not a nice person. I'm sorry but I'm not.
☻STUBBORN
☻Creative
☻Flirty
☻ADD & OCD... not a good combo. The ADD is bad enough on its own. Like if I don't take my Adderall then may God help you because you're going to need it.
☻Judgemental of strangers. I hate to say it but it's true
LIKES♥ANIMALS!!! I love almost all of them... ALMOST...
♥Music! My music taste is hard to explain, I like everything except for the songs I don't like, which usually fall under the category of rap music and death metal. I've recently become obsessed with classic hard rock. ♥FOOOOOD!! GLORIOUS FOOOOOD!!!!!! ♥Games! Minecraft, and Sims mostly ♥Comedy, Mystery, Action ♥Sleep ♥Not wearing pants... Don't Judge... If you are alone and you're still fully clothed you need to seek psychiatric help my friend. ♥Cosplay ♥Puns ♥COLORS!! ♥Parties ♥Following through with crazy plans FAVORITESFood?: Tacos
Animal?: Turtle, Tiger, Owl, Dog, Elephant, Sugar Glider, Wolf, Horse, Lion, Panda, Platypus, etc. etc. Dog or Cat?: Dogs, preferably the large ones Coke or Pepsi?: Coke, obviously. Pepsi taste like a slightly flat Coke on a sugar high and it makes me sad. Apple or Android?: Android, DUH! Chocolate or Tart candy?: Tart candy Color?: Probably green, but I'm not entirely sure Show?: Doctor Who Disney movie?: Either Hercules or Peter Pan Season?: Winter Holiday?: Halloween, I love to cosplay ^-^ |
DISLIKESø SNAKES! Remember how I said almost all animals? Yeah this is the exception. This is my worst fear... Like even pictures of them creep me out! Ironically Nagini is my favorite character on Harry Potter... I don't know why...
ø Ignorant people... Words cannot express my dislike for this. And before you say anything, being ignorant and being slow in the head are two COMPLETELY different things. ø Modern art. It takes no talent whatsoever to produce a work of modern art. It's really depressing what this world is coming to. STOP OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING! Just because you can pin some sort of BS symbolic meaning to it doesn't make it valuable. It's impossible to tell the difference between modern art and art done by a toddler. Don't believe me? You try it http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/quiz-can-you-tell-the-difference-between-modern-art-and-art#.ulLePk9eZY ø People that can't take a joke ø People that walk slow/ stop abruptly in crowded hallways or in front of doors... That one explains itself ø People that are shallow and think they are better than everyone else ø Just people in general. Like the entire human race just SUCKS! They're all greedy, corrupt, rude, whiny pricks. Just to clarify, if I'm friends with you I don't consider you to be human. |